The Crossroads of the Aether
You have your car but it traps you in the engine and runs off your soul.
I wish people liked me.
People do like you!
...submerged in boing water :D
I wish I had a steampunk mecha.
(this game is always so violent XD)
the wish gods grant you your wish, but then the mecha turns on you crushing every bone in your body :D
I wish i could travel time
Unfortunately, you forgot to ask for the ability to control your destination, so you keep ending up in "interesting" times such as the Salem Witch Trials, Pompeii during the eruption of Vesuvius, the middle of a buffalo stampede, etc. etc.
I wish I had a nice cup of tea.
Your wish is granted, but once noon hits, you never get to sleep again. Ever.
I wish that it wasn't so hot outside!
I wish I could sleep till noon.
... unfortunately, the noon when you finally wake up is 60 years from now.
I wish I could understand and read all languages.
Your wish is granted, but you go insane within seconds and your brain hemorrhages from the sudden influx of knowledge.
I wish I was famous.
But it is closed down within a month due to picketing by people who misunderstand what Steampunk really is and is currently haunted by the ghost of the caretaker.
I wish good Steampunk books that weren't derivative were written.
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately the army of servants are robots, and soon decide your home and yard would run more efficiently if you were put away - so they do.
I wish I could play a portable musical instrument well.
I grant your wish, I replace your lungs with bellows and have drilled into your stomach and added keys, you are now a walking accordion. You play perfectly, although it's extremely painful.
I wish that I had.........a million more wishes that could not go wrong.