Steampunk Villains

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Comment by Wolfgang Metzger on April 3, 2013 at 3:33pm

Something wicked this way comes. Gathering strength. I'm in it for the long haul.

Comment by Ryan Grimm on October 19, 2011 at 7:57pm

I heard somewhere that the British Army uses small explosive charges to detonate land mines and other unexploded devices...they cal them "Baldrics".  LOL

Comment by Ryan Grimm on October 19, 2011 at 9:49am

Oh. we're here...I've just been really busy.  Do you know how HARD it is to tie a woman to rail tracks, what with all the lines that have shut down?
At least with the old passenger trains you had a regular schedule...but AMTRAK?  BAH!  NEVER on time........

Comment by Hibernia Curtnez on October 18, 2011 at 3:01pm

Sacre bleu! Are there no more Villains?

Comment by David Barnes on June 25, 2011 at 2:36am

Ahhh, now you see-.  Tis for sure the way to admit to that what may be found written about yerself in Penny Dreadfuls, the Press and diverse court papers.  Therefor tis easier to deny any false rumours, scandalous stories and wicked discriptions of erroneous deeds that may be attributed to one self, even though you we'rnt there, now nuffin and can prove you were in another place entirelty.

Comment by Ryan Grimm on June 13, 2011 at 9:03am

Frankly, I wonder if a REAL villain would confess.

Comment by David Barnes on June 13, 2011 at 6:17am

Here is my confession.

 

I was led astray.  Society is to blame.

 

A poor lad, lured by stories of daring-do.  Served me country, served mankind then I helped meself.

 

My wife and I went into commerce.  Fair and honest we were then.  By happenstance my dear wife got the idea of piracy in her head.  A local landlord (John of the Jolly Sailor, if you pull into Poole Port, a well know local reprobate and pirate to be found on the quay) lent her a small ship and, being Poole, a scurvy crew was soon found.

 

For my sins I became quartermaster.  We did well and with the aid of certain worthys of the town were able to take to the air.

 

Now we have a thriving shop and are seen as almost respectable.  True, at certain times when figures swathed in black can be seen coming and going at odd hours.  There are occasions when our shop is shut and we are absent from the Borough.

 

So this is my confession.

Pirate by violition.

Pirate by consorting with pirates.

Pirate by gaining from the activities of pirates.

 

Which, by the laws of England makes me guilty.

Comment by Patricia "Coyote" Lammers on May 9, 2011 at 9:40am

A couple of weekends ago at the first ever Canadian National Steampunk Exhibiton, a brawl broke out in the lobby between pirates/antagonists and pirate hunters/protagonists. You'll be proud to know that we villains won quite easily. (Of course, cheating may have occured... but if you were in a fist fight with a cowboy, you'd bring a gun, too. ;D haha)

Comment by Captain "Lucky" Peddycord on April 12, 2011 at 8:29am

"Villain" may be a misnomer in my case, as I am a licensed Undertaker for the Office of Urban Defense, however, when the animate hordes don't rouse themselves nor are there any vampires to be found, I may ply my skills with a revolver as a mercenary. Won't do nothin' as to comprimise my license, mind you. Just so as we're clear

Comment by Ryan Grimm on April 6, 2011 at 10:31am

Stolen from another web site (of course!):
"Evil people never think of themselves as evil.  They consider themselves to be misunderstood, unappreciated or ahead of their time."
Bonita Literata (63BCE-Present)

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