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Steampunk Villains

This is a group for the vile and vicious villains of the steampunk world. These revolting, repugnant and rancorous reprobates are not the common brigands and sneak-thieves. We are the men (or women) behind the curtain.

Location: Sacramento, CA
Members: 139
Latest Activity: 8 hours ago

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Introductions would seem to be in order...

Started by Maximilien Pleasant. Last reply by Solitary Traveler Dec 9, 2013. 7 Replies

Now is the time for us to speak about that most popular of subjects, that of course being ourselves. Tell us about yourself, share with us your dastardly deeds and accomplishments. Perhaps even make…Continue

Card-Carrying Villains

Started by Admiral Macabre. Last reply by 29d236sccxyr9 Oct 19, 2011. 56 Replies

Are you growing tired of all of the villain posers lurking about? Is it time to weed out the wannabes from the truly vile beings? Would you like to be a card-carrying member of the League of Proper…Continue

Research finds that being negative is actually positive!

Started by Veronique Chevalier. Last reply by Hibernia Curtnez Jan 30, 2011. 1 Reply

Ah, ha! Of course we villains knew this all along, but finally science is getting a clue: Being dastardly of thought makes one's mind sharper!==========Begin:Article URL:…Continue

Anachrocon

Started by Maximilien Pleasant. Last reply by Maximilien Pleasant Sep 30, 2010. 2 Replies

It seems there will be a gathering in Atlanta GA, circa 2011 in the month of February. For those of you who can "find the time", perhaps a bit of villainy is in order. Who might be counted on to make…Continue

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Comment by Leslie Orton 8 hours ago

            Steampunk Newspaper The Aether Chronicle #19:

"Springheel" Jack The Ripper CAPTURED!!!!

Courtesans Armed with Deadly Fans Seek Justice!

Miss Amelia Owen Kibbey FOUND!!

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Comment by Leslie Orton on October 17, 2014 at 5:26pm

          Steampunk Newspaper The Aether Chronicle #18:

                      Now You Can LIVE in the Steampunk World!

Steampunk Online Game Designer Interviewed by Kevin Steil

New Steampunk Film In The Making!

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Comment by Ryan Grimm on January 6, 2014 at 9:57am

While not Steampunk, it does give us a bit more to contemplate in our Villainry:
http://jmizira.kinja.com/how-to-comport-yourself-like-a-proper-vill...

Comment by Wolfgang Metzger on April 3, 2013 at 3:33pm

Something wicked this way comes. Gathering strength. I'm in it for the long haul.

Comment by Ryan Grimm on October 19, 2011 at 7:57pm
I heard somewhere that the British Army uses small explosive charges to detonate land mines and other unexploded devices...they cal them "Baldrics".  LOL
Comment by Ryan Grimm on October 19, 2011 at 9:49am
Oh. we're here...I've just been really busy.  Do you know how HARD it is to tie a woman to rail tracks, what with all the lines that have shut down?
At least with the old passenger trains you had a regular schedule...but AMTRAK?  BAH!  NEVER on time........
Comment by Hibernia Curtnez on October 18, 2011 at 3:01pm
Sacre bleu! Are there no more Villains?
Comment by David Barnes on June 25, 2011 at 2:36am

Ahhh, now you see-.  Tis for sure the way to admit to that what may be found written about yerself in Penny Dreadfuls, the Press and diverse court papers.  Therefor tis easier to deny any false rumours, scandalous stories and wicked discriptions of erroneous deeds that may be attributed to one self, even though you we'rnt there, now nuffin and can prove you were in another place entirelty.

Comment by Ryan Grimm on June 13, 2011 at 9:03am
Frankly, I wonder if a REAL villain would confess.
Comment by David Barnes on June 13, 2011 at 6:17am

Here is my confession.

 

I was led astray.  Society is to blame.

 

A poor lad, lured by stories of daring-do.  Served me country, served mankind then I helped meself.

 

My wife and I went into commerce.  Fair and honest we were then.  By happenstance my dear wife got the idea of piracy in her head.  A local landlord (John of the Jolly Sailor, if you pull into Poole Port, a well know local reprobate and pirate to be found on the quay) lent her a small ship and, being Poole, a scurvy crew was soon found.

 

For my sins I became quartermaster.  We did well and with the aid of certain worthys of the town were able to take to the air.

 

Now we have a thriving shop and are seen as almost respectable.  True, at certain times when figures swathed in black can be seen coming and going at odd hours.  There are occasions when our shop is shut and we are absent from the Borough.

 

So this is my confession.

Pirate by violition.

Pirate by consorting with pirates.

Pirate by gaining from the activities of pirates.

 

Which, by the laws of England makes me guilty.

 

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