A drunken man stumbles into Cowford, quickly walking torwards Conrad Wilhelm Soldier III. He jokingly calls Conrad his father. He receives a bullet to the skull, quickly falling to the ground. Conrad walks away, before looking back, finding the same man following him. He introduces himself as Alan Rikket Soldier VII, and claims to be his son. Conrad looks behind his tsupposed son, and sees the corpse he created not a minute earlier. He asks the man who the hell he is, and why is he dead and alive at the same time. Alan simply laughed, and feigned ignorance
If I ever find you sneaking about in my shop looking for bottles of ether and alcohol after hours again, then by the Music of the Spheres I will hunt you down and hang you from a lamp post myself. You may play yourself off as a charming rogue, but I see you as a nuisance, and worse yet a damned unruly nuisance. If I see you again, I think I may shoot you and think nothing of it.
Welcome you vexatious time-shifting cretin. It is just dandy to see that you are a member of the empire.However i must warn the citizenry that any claims made by this man that i'am in fact his begetter are utterly false.