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Captain Edward Von Arkham
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Captain Edward Von Arkham Mar 1, 2011. 200 Replies

Entry #1Date Recorded: October 1, 1595Ah, merry old London town. I say 'town'... it's a town now... or then... in 1595 at least. Time travel: you will never find a more confusing conglomeration of…Continue

Tags: Travel, Time, Hysteria, Roman, Darling


My name's Edward Von Arkham, but you may call me "The Mad Hatter"

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"Welcome fellow freaks and fools
To the lab that’s broken all the rules
Of modern science, logic, and society
Who needs rules anyway, right sir?
Now I must insist dear ladies and gents
That you dispense with common sense
For in here, that stuff will only cause anxiety
And we don’t want anyone getting too nervous, do we?
Now folks, there is no time to lose
If I’m to loosen all your screws
Please don’t be scared, for though I may seem manic
And psychotic, and schizophrenic, etc, etc
I‘m the finest thinker of my age
A man of science, and of the stage
And I’m also a fully qualified mechanic
So don’t panic
I assume you all have heard of me
But if not, it doesn’t matter
My name’s Edward Von Arkham But you may call me The Mad Hatter
And you’re in the Madhouse now"

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At 9:44am on October 4, 2016, Captain said…
At 5:46am on October 4, 2016, Nicci T. said…

Happy Birthday!

At 10:14am on October 2, 2016, Robert Steffen said…

When's the next batch of videos start?

At 6:16am on October 4, 2015, Nicci T. said…

A Very Merry Birthday to you!

At 10:09am on October 20, 2014, Sunny "Lucinda Hammerman" said…

Eveything you post is amazing - well done

At 5:46pm on October 04, 2014, Bourget- gave Captain Edward Von Arkham a gift
This year in lieu Of a cake-
At 5:44pm on October 4, 2014, Bourget- said…

Bonsoir ! Captain Edward Von Arkham...

Once again, I have returned to wish you a very Happy Birthday !... I hope that you having a good one... too !

mlle.deedee bourget- gauzot :)

At 6:37am on October 4, 2014, Nicci T. said…

Hello and Happy Birthday (and many Merry Unbirthdays) to you!

At 11:40am on July 8, 2014, Captain Nessie Filomena said…

Mad Hatter!? What a coincidence! I've played Alice several times on stage!

At 8:28pm on October 30, 2013, Miss Kitty Imperial Tea Hostess said…

Good Halloween Hatter...

Captain Edward Von Arkham's Blog


Posted on March 6, 2011 at 3:50pm 0 Comments

The Journal of Captain Edward Von Arkham will be taking a short hiatus to sort out business transactions and story lines.

Entry #188

Posted on March 1, 2011 at 6:31am 0 Comments

Entry #188

Date Recorded: January 24, 2999


We left the big rotten apple as soon as we had left Olvany with the People's Front. Roman was waiting for us aboard the Hysteria and was eager to take off... he wasn't having much fun hiding in New York's toxic clouds.


If all goes as I predict (and it will) than President Bradshaw will shift most of the American Military towards New York within the week. Vicky won't be happy...…


Entry #187

Posted on February 24, 2011 at 6:30am 0 Comments

Entry #187

Date Recorded: January 24, 2999


The fat fellow never suspected a thing.


If there's one thing that rich Americans love, it's a large revealing window. Olvany has one in his office at the Columbian Order's headquarters on east 14th street. No doubt built so he can look out onto New York and be aroused in the knowledge that the entire city, and thus the entire nation, is in his hands... or at least it…


Entry #186

Posted on February 20, 2011 at 6:31pm 0 Comments

Entry #186

Date Recorded: January 25, 2999


We followed the police carriage for ages down the busy New York streets. The tall smokestack clad skyscrapers towered above us on all sides. Even with the invention of flying carriages the traffic in New York City never changes…


The carriage led us all the way to the outskirts of the upper west side where it stopped outside a very large factory with two massive smokestacks…


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