Welcome to the empire sir, please do take off that heavy coat, wipe the grease from your hands, then come through to the kitchen for a hearty meal and tea. An Astronomical nature you say.. do please tell us more
If you would like something stronger, a tinkerer like your self may like to join us in the Accepted Cog Saloon (to avoid confusion, this is a forum on the main page, not a real pub!) We await your arrival with baited breath. Well, actually, we don't, because we are too busy talking, laughing and drinking amazing concoctions!