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Professor Philip McKraken
"Well, as for me, I have spent the last two days on my back...not as much fun as it sounds though. I pulled a muscle, sending my back into spasms. However, all seems well once more and so I am off on an adventure...not a very strenuous one as I need…"
Hello! My name is Professor Philip McKraken, but you can call me Phill.
I am the Director and Co-Creator of The Asylum for the Chronologically Dislocated, a gathering place for Timetravelers of all kinds proudly serving the Timetraveling Community Everywhen!
Thank you very much, Professor. Pardon my delay in communication -- just a littler temporal dislocation due to an experiment gone awry. Surely you know how that is! Very pleased to make your acquaintance, at any rate.