"Hah! Now I know it's you!!!!
Get back to Work, Engineer! I want this 'bucket to jump Continuums posthaste!!!
MUAHAHAAAAAA!!! Yes . . .
*strokes his goatee, basking in the radiance of his own magnificence*"
The name is Professor Thaddeus Cidney Doubelstouf , inventor, craftsman, freelance thinker, and madman extraordinaire. As for my intro... there is no introductions into madness! You just have to have the right kinda of commitment and or O.C.D. for it.
Example: Know what the button on your invention does! Many a good Scientists have perished because of this small error. Get a lab assistant or a guinea pig to push it for you. remember lab partners are like experiments; they come a shilling a bakers dozen and the good ones really leave an impact.