"I have always thought your stripper name is just so adorable, Ruby.
When is your next burlesque performance?
You all do NOT want to miss this!
(yes, I know I'll be getting a PM in my inbox from the professor, again.)"
Please forgive my ignorance, I hadn't realized just how magnificent you are! I would very much like to hear your music and become one of your loyal adorning fans. Will you be attending Wild Wild West Con this year?