The Asylum for the Chronologically Dislocated Wants You!!!
Head over to "Admitting" and get your private room (while they last)*!
Walk over to our "Activities Department" and sign up for our groups: The Seminary of Temporal Enlightenment, Victorian Institute of Forensics, TIME TRAVEL - Fact and Fantasy, A Stitch-in-tyme Ward, The Asylum's Patient Records and Milliways-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Converse with some of the greatest intellects and Loonies ever to bear the title Chrononaught.
Tour the grounds and be sure to stop by the Bulletin Board to keep up on events and goings on at The Asylum.
* If you have not yet secured your reservation for a private room, there is still time. Please stop by admitting, and our staff will be happy to help you fill out the appropriate paperwork (which they will forward to our housing department, currently located somewhere in the 31st Century...You should have your room by 3025.) Delete Comment.