To the dear beings of the illustrious creative elite,
In my recent travels throughout the multi-verse, I caught a glimpse of a social event, one that has of yet to come to your present. All said, the time I spent there left me very curious. Enough so that I would dare to create a unstable rift in the fabric of reality to experience it once more. It was a dirigible named Explorer II making its maiden voyage over eastern Europe. As so happens, the Proprietor of H.R. Bobbins Balloon Company heard of my Omni-potent magnificence and that of the Empire. He has graciously invited me to partake of this excursion. To celebrate my attendance to this total emersion of the 1880’s aboard the fantastic dirigible Explorer II, if you register with the code “red fork” you will receive five dollars off your ticket price.
You will be supporting the Red Fork Empire and the eternal fight against the DULL.
I hope to meet you there and join me in this unique convention experience. http://teslacon.org/