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What tastes nothing like milk?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Abigail Beatrix Cormac May 15, 2012. 10 Replies

So here's the thing. I absolutely despise milk. I'm not lactose intolerant but I just can't stomach the taste of milk.I have never liked milked. And so I've led a very low calcium life through out my…Continue

In Preparation For Summer: A Ladies Practical Temperature Regulation Guide to Fashion

Started this discussion. Last reply by Lady Alice of Ardvreck Apr 6, 2012. 18 Replies

It's January, and that means preparing clothing ready for the warmer weather. Although coming from a British person, it's rather optimistic, but all the same! Being prepared is keyssential.Now we all…Continue

Steampunk Spiderman Jr.

Started this discussion. Last reply by The Hon. Miss Primrose C Leigh Dec 22, 2011. 17 Replies

Ok, so my wee kid brother of 10 (We shall call him Kid 10 for anonymity purposes) has commissioned me (sorta) to make him a Steampunk Spider-man outfit. The basic idea is that it will be comprised of…Continue

A Very Merry Steampunk Christmas Carol~

Started this discussion. Last reply by The Widow Kate Next Dec 7, 2011. 10 Replies

Dear Steampunk Empire folkies, I am planning on making a Christmas Cheer video of my singing of a wonderful Christmas carol/song. HOWEVER! I think it would be best to sing a song that you all deem…Continue

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Francola Bertoni

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 4:30pm 0 Comments

Francola Bertoni image.

The Italian man bickered away. With his arms waving, and gabbering, the English man barely got a word in edgeways. 

"FRANCOLA BERTONI, PRAY, PAUSE ONE MOMENT!" screamed the English…

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How does one make everything able?

Posted on June 24, 2011 at 3:08pm 1 Comment

As I'm sure you're aware of, the word "disabled" means having a condition that stops a person from joining in on everyday activities. The issue with being disabled is that people who are disabled would be able to not be so if it weren't for society's inability to cater for everyone's needs. 

 

Lets go back to a much older time, like, really far back when people were really short and labeled any kind of mental condition as a local idiot or slammed them into an insane asylum. As…

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How to Gain a Rival.

Posted on June 12, 2011 at 8:56am 1 Comment

Well, I once mentioned my little idea about the MoR (Ministry of Revolution) and my wants to become a more notable figure (who doesn't?). These little ideas (which are actually rather big) will be something to work on in the apparent "hiatus" of the illustrious and illusive Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel. He has been away for a while, the last ever heard from him (as far as I am aware) was his message to his Toy Soldiers declaring his gathering of funds and working on a brand spanking new…

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A short poem on foolish folk.

Posted on April 29, 2011 at 5:30pm 3 Comments

Ignorant people make me grumpy.
Close-minded people make me cross.
If the world needs such stupidity,
I guess I'm at a loss

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Time Machine From mlle.deedee gauzot... Lush Red Rose From Sky Captain Hannibal Solomon
 

The Sweetheart of Insanity

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Introduction
Hullo my beauties, my name is Lady Bess Eccentric.

I do many things, to which I like to summarise in the term: Imagineer. And no, not the Disney kind, but a more general out look. Someone who uses their imagination in whatever it is that they wish to do.

As to 'who' I am. Well, I was originally from the 19th century, but a time traveller. To cut a long story short, I became stuck in the 21st century due to chronodysmorphasia, which is essentially "time travel sickness" a bit like getting travel sick from a car or train or the sorts.
Even while time travelling, I was and am a merchant of odds and ends, and do work on commission, any old job, mainly acquiring things that a person wants. Normally I make them myself, but there are the few things I cannot make and will have to go out of my way to "obtain" such items.

And no. I am not a pirate. I am a perfectly legal merchant.

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Jon Magnificent replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"You got so lucky!"
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Brick Falcone replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"I was in a bistro in Athens once and couldn't read the menu. It was Greek to me. I pointed at an item an said (bravely) "I'll have that."  The waiter shrugged and took my order. Fifteen minutes later, a plate was presented…"
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Wolfgang Metzger replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"you win !"
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the Baroness replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"This is ALL French to me.  Rosetta Stone, where are you?"
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Wolfgang Metzger replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Oh the french, what a wonderful Kitchen. Egg salad anyone !"
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Wolfgang Metzger replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Ach die Franzosisch, was fur ein wunderbarer kuche. Eiersalat jedermann !"
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Brick Falcone replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"I once saw a German recipe for coq au` vin. It read : Step One, Invade a French kitchen,,,"
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Prof. Sebastian Fate replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"I would have thought that the first step was to locate a French hen and then note her expression !"
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mlle.deedee gauzot... replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Ha!ha!ha!ha!... "French is such a beautiful language..." merci, "Italian is sexy, too..." I agree with you, Italian is a beautiful language... too !"
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Jon Magnificent replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Ahh! I see!So one would not sayneuf oeufsbecause that would sound like a dog barking in the yard.French is such a beautiful language.Italian is sexy, too."
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mlle.deedee gauzot... replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"vous êtes les bienvenus ! Pronouncing 9 eggs in French is a little bit complicated... Because when you put the French word for nine — neuf — in front of a word that begins with a vowel, you need to pronounce that final F. But in…"
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Jon Magnificent replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Wonderful! Thank you!"Knock knock!""
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Jon Magnificent replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Thank you!And 9 eggs?"
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mlle.deedee gauzot... replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"Oops ! I meant to type the word [exit and not exist...]"
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mlle.deedee gauzot... replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"un oeuf = an egg oeufs = eggs"
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Jon Magnificent replied to Lady Bess Eccentric's discussion Last Poster Wins
"How does one express "eggs" in French?"
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At 2:30pm on March 19, 2013, Camelia Colebourne said…

Dear Lady Bess,

 Indubitably, I thought it would be polite to extend my friendship since we inhabit the same county. 

 I hope you are well? I must say, your photographs are lovely. you have some fantastic costumes and ensembles.

 I am just getting mine together, but I do love the steampunk look so very much. I am just about to adventure to strange new lands. I am prepping my dirigible this week, as next week I journey to New Zealand for a month to do some treasure-seeking and to meet some of the natives. I am hoping it will be a land of delight and intrigue...

Kind Regards,

Camelia C.

At 1:36pm on February 24, 2013, Will Goddard said…

I too assemble, so should you ever need assistance.......

At 10:39pm on February 21, 2013, Queenie The Identity Thief said…

Love your profile photo!

At 12:15am on November 29, 2012, Captain Maximillian Drake said…

Hope you are well. Haven't had the pleasure of running into you here in the Empire lately. The fight to keep Fracking and new natural gas pipelines out of New York State has kept me all too busy of late.

Hoping the causes you stand up for are going in your favor,

Maximillian Drake

At 6:59pm on January 15, 2012, linda degaule said…
Mmmmm black cakes why thankyou, yes interesting it may be!
At 6:27pm on January 14, 2012, linda degaule said…
Hello,
thank you for acceptance.
What a curious little place.
Degaule x
At 11:27am on January 13, 2012, Sir Fitzy said…

*tips hat and bows* Why thank you Lady Bess, I am feeling a mite peckish. A cupcake sounds delicious. You did say they were not at all mindcontrol whatsoever? Excellent! I find the ingredients in mindcontrol food to give me a bit of indigestion. I shall ring for a servant to bring us a pot of tea to add to this repast.

At 11:21am on January 11, 2012, Sir Fitzy said…

My esteemed Lady,

I humbly thank you for accepting my friend request. I do hope to make your acquaintance the next time my dirigible lands in Surrey (at a time period during which you exist).
Until then, I remain sincerely,

Your servant Sir Fitzy

At 2:54pm on December 23, 2011, mlle.deedee gauzot... said…

Ah-! A most wonderful gift! However, I wouldn't be able to use it due to my time travel sickness. (Better known as Chronodysmorphasia)

Ha! Ha!...I'm so sorry to hear [or read] about your bad case Of Chronodysmorphasia... Lady Bess Eccentric, It appears as if my gift will have to remain in the case...for you to admire from...afar!

Hi! Lady Bess Eccentric...

You're very welcome! Here's wishing you, your family and friends a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday Season...too!

deedee gauzot

At 1:08pm on December 20, 2011, mlle.deedee gauzot... gave Lady Bess Eccentric a gift
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Hello! Lady Bess Eccentric... Thanks, for accepting my friendship...Nice photographs on your slide-roll...too! deedee gauzot

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