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Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker
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Quick, make a funny face!

Started this discussion. Last reply by 0m608cdfnysqj Jun 17, 2012. 1 Reply

It's fabulous to be silly, once in a while.I've tried this little thread game on other websites, and it can actually be quite fun... the rules are pretty straight forward. Just grab your webcam,…Continue

What's your guilty pleasure?

Started this discussion. Last reply by Prof. C. B. "Beau" Diggs Jan 22, 2013. 162 Replies

The title says it all. We all have one... that little things that you adore, but it's just ever so slightly embarassing. Well, since we're all among friends here... share if you'd like to.Myself, I…Continue

The Steampunk Opera

Started this discussion. Last reply by 29d236sccxyr9 Apr 23, 2012. 2 Replies

I found this little gem, and figured I'd share.The Steampunk OperaIt sounds like a…Continue

I've just purchased myself a musical saw....

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker Apr 9, 2012. 13 Replies

And what a nice saw it is.The saw is certainly a quirky little instrument, and one I think suits my personality quite well.For…Continue

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Prof. C. B. "Beau" Diggs replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Then, of course, there is tinkering with electricity ala Tesla. hehe"
Jan 22, 2013
Madame Guillotine replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"I love MGM musicals and novelty/Halloween music."
Jan 3, 2013
Captain Jack Havock replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion A Steampunk christmas~?
"Well, I wrote and am playing Herr Drosselmeier in an upcoming steampunk play adaptation of the nutcracker."
Dec 12, 2012
Maeve Alpin replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion A Steampunk christmas~?
"I know this post is from a year ago but since it's Steampunk Christmas - I thought I'd reply with a post on Steamed of Dickens on the Strand with photos from 2011 & 2012 & captions to the tune of Glen…"
Dec 5, 2012
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Mrs. E's Tea Room

My name is Mrs. E, I am known by many names though, each one beginning with the letter E. My Tea. Room is everywhere in reality. Chances are you have visited me before. Everything here is a matter of perspective as I get visitors from all corners of reality. That raptor in the corner of  your eye you thought was drinking tea and eating crumpets? Yes, his name is Jeff. As I said, it's all a matter of perspectiveSee More
Oct 27, 2012
Professor Argon Bats replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Yeah. Exactly. The thread is bound to be tame. It has to."
Oct 15, 2012
Captain Jack Havock replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"I like Mamma Mia as well, although I enjoy the original ABBA better. I hate (most) romantic comedies though. And I love Magic: The Gathering. (shhhh)"
Oct 15, 2012
Shahbanoo Pantea replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
":D"
Oct 14, 2012
Wilhelm A. Heizeltroff replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"I can see those two talents quite clearly. And yes tainting them is decidedly easy. The issue is that many seem to wish to protect innocence from corruption so that it may only be corrupted at a later date. Lol. But those are the rules and I will…"
Oct 14, 2012
Shahbanoo Pantea replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"What? You too at the Saloon? I'd never have known.... something about the whole "blurred vision after too many drinks".... You can imagine how the shapes and the shadows and everyone seems to just become one big Van Gogh painting…"
Oct 14, 2012
Shahbanoo Pantea replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Is it? I wouldn't know..... Seems pretty easy on my part, but then again, like derailing conversations and going off-topic, it seems to be a natural born talent of mine."
Oct 14, 2012
Prof. Sebastian Fate replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Accepted Cog Saloon , dear Shahbanoo ? Thought I recognized you . Must try to stay awake next time I'm there ."
Oct 14, 2012
Wilhelm A. Heizeltroff replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"The innocent are taintable but to taint them without permission is oft more trouble then it is ever worth!"
Oct 14, 2012
Shahbanoo Pantea replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Ah yes, the innocent....... So..... taint-able...... **grins fangs**"
Oct 14, 2012
Shahbanoo Pantea replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Most assuredly! Perhaps I should just take my smutty self back over to the Accepted Cog Saloon. :)"
Oct 14, 2012
Wilhelm A. Heizeltroff replied to Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's discussion What's your guilty pleasure?
"Madame I am quite understanding of that. My guiltiest pleasures can not be spoken in polite company either. To do so would enflame the concience of those of stricter morals and may well warp and enflame the minds of the innocent!"
Oct 14, 2012

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Introduction
Hello. My persona name is Doctor Mortimer Van-Wyke, and in character, I am a mortician, and the keeper/owner of 'Van-Wyke's steam powered mortuary'... as well as an ex government coroner. and, heck, I also seem to be the gunner on a pirate's ship, now. I'm on busy doctor.

...but it's quite seldom I'm actually in character, to be honest. My persona is more or less myself, dressed up to be a tad bit fancier.

In real life, my name is Aijia (which is quite a mouthful, so most people call me A.J.), and I'm an amateur fencer, artist, competitive debater, musician and actor. I'm Russian-Canadian,and I'm currently taking up residence in BC, Canada.

And, yes. I'm studying in the funeral field to become a real mortician. I spend a fair amount of my time down in the morgue.

I play trombone, guitar, piano, musical saw and balalaika, and I'm occasionally the vocalist/guitarist in a project band known as 'children of tomorrow', though it's not an act I'm very concerned with at the moment. I usually preform solo, and hope dearly I can have some songs up on the internet quite soon.

As far as my presence on the internet goes, you can find me on tumblr on my blog 'Mortimer Van-Wyke's Steam Powered Mortuary' at mortimervanwyke.tumblr.com. I love followers.
I've also started a steampunk themed roleplaying website. You can find it in all of it's messy glory here: http://steampoweredmortuary.webs.com/

One more thing... I suppose I could formally answer that one, looming question that many people seem to want to ask, but never feel comfortable to do so...
Yes, I am gender neutral. More specifcally, genderfluid. This means that I identify by neither gender.
I have my lady days and I have my gentleman days.
Address me by terms for either gender, or simply 'Dr.', and I'm fine with it. I'm not one who is easily offended. Just be polite about it~ :)

that's about all you need to know about me, and if you'd like to know more (or simply wish to get to know me better) feel free to message me. I don't bite. I'm actually quite a friendly person.


I'm also the king of England.

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Dr. Mortimer VanWyke, undertaker's Blog

Wait just a moment...

Posted on April 7, 2012 at 1:00am 1 Comment

A... blog?

I was so very unaware...

How wonderful.

Now I have a place to flood my many, many thoughts. Excellent.

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At 5:25am on July 12, 2012, Aurora Jane Marshall said…

Hey, I was wondering if I could pick your brain for a story I'm working on. Let me know if you have time for a quick interview. :)

At 5:29am on May 4, 2012, Captain Dave; master of the bear said…

whatttt  you see dead people for real cool job bless you and keep you safe

At 7:12am on May 3, 2012, Captain Dave; master of the bear said…

good day

At 2:48pm on April 13, 2012, Thessalonica Jones said…

Hi Morty I got the call, but I still haven't got a mic. so I declined. Please keep me in the loop I just have to find a mic in this town.

At 12:46am on March 13, 2012, Umbre Fallenstars said…

Thanks for the welcome :)

At 5:01pm on January 11, 2012, Negra Cardio said…

no problam at all. their is no deadline.

At 1:15am on December 28, 2011, Sgt. Ian MacBruiche said…

My good doctor,

     It's been a while since we've talked and I do so miss your charming conversation. Am I correct in noting that you are planning a murder mystery rp? The idea sounds absolutely delightful! I do believe I would so enjoy participating if you would have me.

                                                                      Your's Truly,

                                                                      Sergeant Ian MacBruiche

At 10:33am on November 22, 2011, Captain Dave; master of the bear said…

box set by Lisa Rooney

At 8:43pm on November 21, 2011, Sam Blackwell said…

Hey, I found you. Hello Doctor.

At 9:10pm on September 14, 2011, Michael Flores said…
I certainly appreciate the add. Have a great week.
 
 
 

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