"I think your music is great! To be honest, I am not a huge fan of hip-hop post Dr. Dre's Chronic 2001. Sure, there are a few good artists here and there, but I think it has become one big commercialised genre--and I hate to compare it to…"
"Well I wouldn't get very far doing that. Steampunk is my bread and butter as well as my passion. Alienating my fellow steampunks would be cutting off my pith to spite my head. Or something like that. "
How on earth did I miss you here, darling! We are so excited about your new album - especially, I'm British. Lovely to see you here.
Do come by and visit us at the Steampunk Style Cycling Union. We are a group of wheel mad scorchers and urban slow riders committed to bringing style and elegance back to bicycling. I would absolutely love it if you would write a song around bicycling.
Prof. I must say your music is SPLENDID and eccentrics are always welcome!! :D
(Perhaps a possible conversation with a friend): Person 1: Hey! Do you like Professor Green? Me: Nay! Nay! I like Professor Elemental! He's a fine chap! And I also like tea! Person 2: Okay. Herbal? Me: No thank you!
Good evening my fine fellow. Just sitting here drinking my evening cup of Lady Grey and I just wanted to doth my cap to you for your remarkable verbage and your absolutely delightful music. Carry on good sir, carry on.