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The look of authenticity

Started this discussion. Last reply by Steampun K. Macintyre May 1. 14 Replies

This is going to sound a bit odd. I do not like for my steampunk clothes and gear looking so new and...inexperienced, shall we say.I am looking for wear, scuff, stain. dust, scorch, and sun fading. I…Continue

After a terribly long absence..

Started this discussion. Last reply by Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite Apr 18. 8 Replies

.. I am back in action.I had a change of employment venues and this new one has been MOST demanding.I am proud to say that I am now the director of a Non-Profit Organization wherein the main thrust…Continue

THE MOST EVIL SOUNDING STEAMPUNK BEAST OF A CAR!

Started this discussion. Last reply by G.A. Jack Hammerquist Feb 6, 2012. 6 Replies

Please, dear folks, put the children in another room, secure the pets, and those of  less adamantine constitutions need not behold the ferocity of the 1908 Brutus!…Continue

Steampunk guitars you simply must see

Started this discussion. Last reply by Xavier von Strauss Feb 8, 2012. 5 Replies

My good friends!These amazing looking instruments come each with its own little danse macabre!I was in love with the look of them IMMEDIATELY!!I hope that you enjoy them as…Continue

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Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Casavius's discussion Electrostatic in Style
"Now THIS  is craftsmanship! Lovely work to be proud of!"
yesterday
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Lady White's discussion Some of my projects in the group Steampunk Stitching Association
"I love the Egyptian earrings! I wish you much success for you and your good cause!"
yesterday
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Warden Featherstone's discussion You are invited! in the group The Southern Steampunk Group
"VERY interesting! It has me most curious!"
Wednesday
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite commented on teawithablackdragon's blog post My name is Wilhemeania Murray-Green
"Anybody remember Bass Reeves? A sure enough touch customer even into his 70's!"
Monday
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie's discussion Pogonotrophy
"http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-pog1.htm SUBSCRIBE TO MY FREE WEEKLY NEWSLETTER BY E-MAIL, RSS OR TWITTER WEIRD WORDS HOME PAGE This section PREVIOUS PAGE IN SECTION NEXT PAGE IN SECTION Section indexes ARTICLES QUESTIONS AND…"
May 18
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie's discussion Pogonotrophy
"Here is a great place for all of your he-man hirsute happenings: http://www.beards.org/"
May 18
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie's discussion Pogonotrophy
"Actuallly ... the cartoon is the multi award winning cartoon called 'Pogo' drawn by Walt Kelly. It takes place in the Okefenokee swamp in Georgia. It is a fantastic cartoon!"
May 18
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite commented on teawithablackdragon's blog post My name is Wilhemeania Murray-Green
"Here is something amazing!  Check out all of the inventions by African- Americans in the  1800's! http://www.slpl.lib.mo.us/libsrc/inv19.htm Who can tell how Elijah McCoy's invention affected the American lexicon?"
May 18
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite commented on teawithablackdragon's blog post My name is Wilhemeania Murray-Green
"Now THAT was fascinating! I found it mild humorous that they were greeted with hostility in Missouri because they were feared to be invading Union soldiers! These men had to have a lot of resolve to ride bikes from Montana to St. Louis! More please!"
May 18
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Jim Henson's discussion Re-Greets... in the group B. R. A. S. S.
"I love metal working of all kinds! I dont mean that I excel in ALL kinds but I deeply  appreciate all forms of it. I can cut, weld, hammer, and form. I am trying to find a couple of D sized old gas bottles to cut apart and making some armor. "
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie's discussion Pogonotrophy
"Egads... I am those of that certain age... and I am feeling it right now...."
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie's discussion Pogonotrophy
"True... so many ladies and their leering glances... can make a man positively uncomfortable!"
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite commented on teawithablackdragon's blog post My name is Wilhemeania Murray-Green
"Ma'am? Might we have some stories real African-Americans of ingenuity and valor from that time period? A bit of something to whet the mental whistle?"
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite and Cindy Wilson are now friends
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite left a comment for Cindy Wilson
"Thank you for the friend request!~ I heartily accept!"
May 17
Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite replied to Arnold Kelly's discussion Need ideas for a book... in the group B. R. A. S. S.
"Spaulders and armor made from old welding gas bottles?"
May 16

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Introduction
Hearty greetings and warm felicitations to one and all!
I am known to most as the Right Reverend Jasper Gladstone Hammer, Archimandrite.
I have been into steampun all my live and just didnt know that out loud. Having been the 'odd kid' in the family, I had added every kind of doodad and geegaw that you could imagine not only to my clothes but my car and my room and sometimes I just put stuff together just because I could. Once, I made something that my neighbor, a police officer, politely asked me if it was dangerous. I had a fog machine inside it that appearred to make smoke and a counter weight vibrator inside. It also had a small fish aquarium pump that circulated a vile looking orange fluid tthrough tubes.
I grinned at him and said:
" I dunno, after I get over behind the wall, hit that red button!"
He did not share my sense of humor let us say...
When I found out about SP, it was a natural fit and I have been here ever since!
I am a tinkerer, cobbler, mechanic, Majician, clothing maker, history buff, and daydreamer.
Welcome to my world, our world!

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Rt Rev.Hammer, Archimandrite's Blog

A curious day

Posted on August 6, 2011 at 11:07pm 2 Comments

My Dear Friends and Fellow Citizens of the Empire,

I have to relate a unique and somewhat unsettling result with my parambulation in public this weekend. I was sporting about a local artsy venue in American Steampunk style when a precious little girl simply froze in place in front of me.

I love children and their open sense of innocence and wonder. I smiled at her and she remained staring at me.

Realizing that in this world that my appearance might be a bit of a shock to…

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Where is the wonder?

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 10:34pm 2 Comments

Where is our wonderful? Where is our miracle? I keep waiting on the incredible moment, that elusive and fleeting definition of our generation like generations before us.

I heard my great grandmother describe to me with awe when she saw her first airplane and moving picture show. She told me of how her father was amazed when he saw and took…

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More News on the Garment Frontier!

Posted on April 13, 2011 at 8:30am 0 Comments

*(From over the hill comes the beating clank and hiss of Rev.Hammers Immense Steam Driven Portable Cathedral and Patent Medicine Side Show. The air brakes apply with a grunt and it shudders to a stop. From somewhere in the back of the machine a pipe organ suddenly blares to life as the 2 story tall oak front doors creak open. A heavy velvet curtain is revealed. There comes a burst of acrid smoke…

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What are we becoming?

Posted on April 13, 2011 at 4:47am 2 Comments

Greetings to all of my dear friends and soon friends to be!

Something has come to my notice and I find it worth mentioning.

Steampunk is not what it used to be. Now I know this statement may land in some of your laps as being as obvious as a warthog.

And, true, it is quite obvious. However, it seems that there…
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At 7:45pm on January 25, 2012, Arewe' Thereyet. said…

Thank you so much kind sir for your gracious attention to my photos.  I do not contribute much to the world of steam, but I like to think my photos honor those who are the subjects and create ties to those who are the observers.  Again, thank you.

At 7:21pm on November 16, 2011, Katelyn Patterson said…

Thank you, Reverend. I accept that last with seemingly graceful humility in all manner. Thank you.

At 9:55pm on November 15, 2011, Katelyn Patterson said…
Oh, my dear Rev. Hammer.

Forgive an old hen who stumbles over words of appreciation. I thank YOU for setting your personal image. I find you to be a breed that should be treasured a kept cherished.

Ruffling my hen's fluffies and coddling babushkas-

Miss Patterson
At 11:44am on November 15, 2011, Katelyn Patterson said…

Happy belated, sir!

 

 I thought this might be something of which you would like to take notice... :)

http://www.thesteampunkempire.com/group/the-steampunk-gospel

Respectively-

At 11:32am on November 11, 2011, Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie said…

lol I'm glad that you liked the birthday greeting =)

At 10:42am on November 10, 2011, Jolly Roger said…

The honor is all mine good sir *gracious tip of my hat* thank you;)

At 7:36am on November 10, 2011, LaDy eLiZaBeTh PaTcH said…

I am so delighted you enjoyed that little song...

I will tell you, that song is by far one of my favorites!

I hope your day was filled with fun!

Your silly friend,

~Elizabeth

At 11:49pm on November 9, 2011, Mademoiselle Suzette Cherie said…

At 8:18pm on November 9, 2011, Baldur Makepeace Bear said…

....and a Happy Birthday to you Right Reverend (Archimandrite).

 

At 5:08pm on November 9, 2011, Noah Meernaum said…

From an afar admirer of your adroit and astute addresses that is complimented by your refined aspect herein, I wish you a respectable turn of the year and hope that you have many more to longingly add upon in this expansive company and to those close about.

 

Correspondingly,

 

Noah Meernaum

 
 
 

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