The Crossroads of the Aether
Rev. Gonz O'Lager has not received any gifts yet
Greetings. I am a bibliophile, a stringer of words, a devourer of foods, a dubious journalist, an imbiber of drinks and a generally roguish loony.
My heroes have always been quirky: Tom Baker, Edward Lear, Stephen Leacock, Spike Milligan, and other such eccentrics.
My aim in life is to grow old disgracefully and I'm open to any invitations from generous souls to help me achieve that endeavor. Please send pictures, measurements, and other assorted kink in a brown paper envelope.
In my spare time, I feed carnivorous plants to herbivorous animals, torture the seams of my britches with many deep knee bends, practice the fine art of baritsu, and continue work on my autobiography, Gingerbeard Gin Freak.
For those who cannot await publication, you can check out my wordhole, Gonzarro.