Steambargain, July 30, 2009

Today's steambargain is thanks to the lovely angel_of_dark on livejournal.

Trooper Woven Jacket

Priced at a mere $22.80.

Sadly, if any of the following adjectives apply to you, this jacket is not going to fit: buxom, voluptuous, curvaceous, plus size, zaftig.

Happily for you, however, the ladies at Fashion-Plus-Babes have a solution for those of us who need to size larger than, well, large:

VICTORIAN/GOTHIC/MILITARY BLACK SLANT BUTTON JACKET

Sadly the price is far higher, but from experience I can tell you that the quality will also be an enormous improvement over the Forever 21 item, because a rabid weasel could probably provide better quality than the starved orphans who sew for F21. You get what you pay for, fashionistas.

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Comment by Melora Dashwood on July 31, 2009 at 6:36am: I'm glad you like, Miss Wolfenden! I aim to please. :)

Comment by Dr. Alice Wolfenden on July 30, 2009 at 9:13pm: Oh, that Forever 21 jacket is just gorgeous! I have never been so sad to have boobies in all my life. Still, it's handy inspiration for decorating more breast-friendly clothing. All it would take is a few frog closures and some big brass buttons and you'd have something very swish!

Thanks for showing us these, Melora!