I just wanted to take this opportunity to say...
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That is most kind of you Sir,
Another visit will not be in the very near future, but I shall keep your offer in mind.
The last visit was for a wedding, should news of an impending grandchild be forthcoming my travel plans will indeed accelerate.
What marvelous images you post on this site fine Sir. It is my lasting regret that I had not made your aquaintance before my last sojourn to California.
It should have been quite wonderful to have attended one of your performances.
My son and his lovely wife live in the City of Angels, should I visit again my first endeavor will be to correct my past omission.
Tell me, where were those delightful photos labled "Whitehorse" taken?
(That reminds me, I must get a copy of your poster. A group I'm in will be shooting some steampunk webisodes in the nearby ghost towns soon, and I want one hanging in the background, alongside a Dr. Steel wanted poster I made.)
Well met sir,
I believe we have crossed paths in another life where thaumaturgy and theater consumed our passions as well as our time.
I look forward to meeting and discussing not only our common pasts, but our steamy presents.
Thank you for your words of encouragement regarding the capture of this terrible creature, Pop. When I have safely secured the beast, we’ll all be able to breathe a little easier. Your assistance in this matter is most appreciated!
Greetings, Pop, I hope the day finds you whole and well, sir.
My assistant Fong and I have found our way to your demesnes on a perilous mission of most dire import, for a dreadful beast is currently at large in the Empire and it is my intent to essay its capture. I speak of none other that the insufferable Jersey Devil Duck-Dog!
Pray tell, have happened to have seen this creature hereabouts? I have been tracking it for days and suspect it is very close by, for I am ever aware when I am in proximity to any supernatural being, and besides, I happened to step in some of its droppings a mere league from this very spot.
If you happen to catch sight of the thing, I urge you to exercise utmost caution. It possesses strange mental powers and is a master at the art of Full Animal Lighter-than-air Levitation, (F.A.L.L. as the phenomena is known to experts in the field.) I can’t begin to tell you of the many flying ferrets, cats and squirrels I have endured while tracking the beast... If you happen upon the creature, please do let me know.
I would stay and chat, good sir, but I fear I must press on; the fate of the Empire hangs in the balance.