Happy day of your birth Ms. Marsh. I do hope you have a most enjoyable time, and receive many steamy gifts. Thank you so much for all you do here on the Empire. As for myself, I present to you this special cake cutter.
Pardon me most honorable and esteemed madam, but how long does it take for a proposed group to be accepted? Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter. Sincerely and most dastardly yours, AirMarshal Cain.