Hysteria Log #65

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Comment by Felix Horonigus Ameldubar on July 3, 2012 at 8:00am

Primordial ooze, sometimes refered to as "God Snot", is not of it's own accord capable of providing one with more the a few amino acid chains. It is required that one such as the Captain insinuate his or her will upon said brew in order to align the acids into ranks and thus form cells.

Mud plus straw does not yeild a proper brick without a mold as it were.

Travel far enough good captain and you will discover the truth, that there is a God, glorious in wisdom and splendid with power and completely indifferent to the plight of the tiny figures so expertly mmolded from his (or her) blessed play dough.

I don't believe in cynicism, I but if I felt I were truly jaded I would sell myself to a collector of green stone.

Mad? I'm happy as a chigger, why would I be mad?